What My Three-Year-Old Says in a Week:
To the pest control guy: "Well, MY dog doesn't have fleas, because we took him to the vet, and he got a 'pository (suppository)!"
To a nice lady in Wal-Mart after a little talk on who's allowed to touch us where: "And SHE (pointing at the lady) isn't allowed to touch my private spots, cause only mommy and daddy....." This is where I quickly exited stage left with my blabbering child.
To the employee stocking soaps on the next aisle: "My mommy NEVER uses soap in HER bath."
To me about a lady in Cracker Barrel's restroom (pointing again :o( "Mommy, there's a MAN in here!"
Yep, my life is a series of mortifications. What I wouldn't give for a trapdoor to fall in sometimes!!!
4 comments:
She is hilarious!
I am just laughing because I know how you feel!! :-)
That's absolutely hilarious!! Kathryn is quite the character :)
You probably don't know me but I have known Nathan practically all his life. Anyway from time to time I read your blog. When my oldest daughter was litte she told a lady in Walmart that she was going to hell because she was wearing pants. I was absolutely mortified. Reading about your little one brings back a lot of memories some of which I would like to forget.
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